Why Online DRM Is Bad, And Should Feel Bad

I don’t want to talk about games right now. I’m too annoyed, and perturbed, to talk about games. Because, all said and done, the subject I’m talking about is something that should be detached from games, and so I feel it deserves to be talked about as a separate entity. I’m not going to talk about it as it effects particular titles; I believe it is a practice which is as disgusting and fraudulent, whether a game works around it or not. So, now that that’s out of the way.

Let’s talk about always-online DRM. 

Review: "Transformers: War for Cybertron"

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Review for Transformers: War for Cybertron (PC)

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Transformers joins Sonic the Hedgehog as part of the super-star tag-team of entertainment properties everybody is really nostalgic about and fond of that I totally missed the boat for. With Transformers I have an excuse - I was a generation too late, being born in 1992 (thus landing me in the cusp of Generation Y). But that's not a great excuse. I had internet access by the time I was ten years old, and YouTube was a thing by the time I was twelve years old. I could have been "into" Transformers before now if I wanted to.

What's baffling is I can't fathom why I wouldn't want to. As a kid, I was massively into Hot Wheels, Thunderbirds, jets, spaceships, boats, trains... and Transformers is basically that, but the vehicles turn into and are giant robots. Giant goddamn robots! Y'know how a lot of people criticize Transformers as an entertainment property because it was designed to sell toys to kids? Well if I hadn't missed the boat on Transformers, it would have worked on ten-year-old me. There is nothing about "giant robots that can turn into cars and planes" that does not appeal to me. Yet somehow I missed it. It's peculiar.

At any rate, it doesn't really matter, because, little known fact: I never actually grew up in my head, so I have the mental age of a ten year-old. So since I'm acquainting myself with the nostalgic remnants of other people's much more interesting childhoods - from Ghostbusters to Sonic - it might as well be Transformers' turn, starting with the well-received prequel-videogame War for Cybertron. How do I find it? As a non-Transformers fan, will it sell me on the property? Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't. ...okay, spoiler alert, it totally does.