He ain't no good at reviewin' games! What makes him think he can review comics? He's a fraud! He's a joker! A clown! He's... The Comic Con!
That Todd McFarlane. He's a clever guy, eh? In this, his seminal creation, a hellspawn (named Spawn) fights a clown (named Clown). Spawn is also a premiere African-American superhero - though that is diminished somewhat due to the fact that he, as quickly as he is introduced, has all the skin burned off of his body. Outstanding.
No, no offense to Todd McFarlane. The guy's got some good ideas! Great ideas, even! It isn't exactly a timeless tale though, the one told in Spawn Origins. It's not exuberantly unique; at the same time, it's not overtly familiar. This doesn't diminish its quality any, mind. This is a quality production McFarlane's runnin' here. He's got word balloons and multi-issue arcs and he even colours between the lines.
The art style is actually... I don't know. I wouldn't call it "good," but there's definitely an appeal to the grungy, sketchy look that is Todd McFarlane's signature aesthetic. The colours are incredibly bold for what should be a dark and grimy horror-esque tale - bright, chunky onomatopoeia cuts through striking silhouettes, and the framing of the panels varies from utterly pedestrian to nigh-on avant garde. Or, just weird and bad. It can be hard to tell what plane characters reside on, or - if they are on the same plane - how tall they're meant to be. One full-page panel in particular makes Spawn look like 20-foot tall gargoyle, and Clown look like a midget reaching up to his ankles. Their eyelines don't match the conversation (both of them looking off-panel, presumably at something more interesting). The book is filled with quirky, "wrong" elements like this, that makes Todd McFarlane seem like an amateur. He's hardly an amateur, though, not even when he drew these early Spawn stories. So... guh.
Thursday, May 2, 2013
Saturday, April 13, 2013
Save State - 13/4/2013
Posted by
Andy
Every week on Save State, Andy recaps the events of the week gone by, courtesy of Boss Dungeon!
The Week(s) in Garmes Jurnalizm
I may have missed a week, but that doesn't mean I can't do a two week's worth of news now!
- Poker Night 2 was officially announced and dated, confirmed characters being Sam, Claptrap, Brock Samson and Ash Williams (with GLaDOS as dealer). The enclosed trailer is suitably hilarious, and the game is available for pre-order now - with a release date of the 24th of April on the cards. Heh. "On the cards." Get it?
- Disney closed Lucasarts. It made everyone very sad until they realized that Lucasarts actually died a long time ago and that this is merely Disney shoveling a grave for the long-rotting corpse.
- EA was voted worst company in America for the second year running. In a well-meaning but ultimately flawed apology, Peter Moore expressed how he though EA was actually doing pretty well, citing the pox of free-to-play mobile games as a reason. No, really.
- The Wii U got a great present in an Aliens: Colonial Marines cancellation! Can't say I didn't see it coming, but I'm still disappointed we won't get to use the Wii U gamepad as a motion tracker.
- Christine Love announced a sequel to Analogue: A Hate Story. Called Hate Plus, this idea simultaneously intrigues and terrifies me. Analogue broke me in ways I can't even begin to explain, and if Hate Plus continues the trend... well. I will probably die inside.
- thatgamecompany's new game will be very important! That's news, right?
- Batman: Arkham Origins and Batman: Arkham Origins Blackgate have been announced. The first is a prequel story (though not origins story) to Arkham Asylum, for consoles and PC. The second is a 2.5D Metroidvania title, set in Blackgate prison, developed by the fellows who bought you Metroid Prime. Oh. So this is what "hype" feels like...?
- Adam Orth said things on Twitter and was fired! Wowee! What a fun piece of news that is. Deal with it! That's a meme now! Haha! Deal with it! Haha- ...I hate myself.
- The Injustice: Gods Among Us album had its full track list announced, and a bunch of preview songs. It should at least live up to its predecessors, the albums for Mortal Kombat and Batman: Arkham City.
- And finally. This is a trailer for Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon. If it doesn't scream to you "greatest thing ever" - you are dead to me. I mean, sure, the game might not be any good, but the trailer itself? Perfect. Genius. Inspired. Apocalyptic.
Saturday, March 30, 2013
Save State - 30/3/2013
Posted by
Andy
Every week on Save State, Andy recaps the events of the week gone by, courtesy of Boss Dungeon!
The Week in Garmes Jurnalizm
This week, some news happened. I will now tell you some of the news.
- Yoichi Wada stepped down as CEO of Square Enix. Apparently the multi-million selling hits such as Sleeping Dogs, Hitman: Absolution and Tomb Raider were considered colossal failures, enough so that the CEO of the company has been replaced. That's... worrying.
- Metal Gear Solid V was announced with a trailer. Among revelations that "The Phantom Pain" is Metal Gear Solid V, but then The Phantom Pain and Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes make up Metal Gear Solid V, and other confusing reveals, non-reveals and just weird Kojima-isms, perhaps the news that David Hayter is not returning to play Snake was intended to be swept under the rug. But, no, Kojima. We noticed. Nice try, there. Making everything confusing so we wouldn't notice. (That wasn't his plan. I'm just being pedantic.)
- Namco's Vividred Operation: Hyper Intimate Power is receiving a spin-off mayonnaise simulator. Coming for the PSN, you stir mayonnaise with the PS3's analog stick. That's it. Maybe you also spread the mayonnaise on the sandwich, or throw it against the wall to create Pollock-inspired avant-garde art. Titled Mayonnaise Operation With Anake!, owning it will give you a bottle of mayonnaise as a weapon in the full game. Because of course it would.
- Suda51 is teasing his next game. No, not Killer is Dead. His next next game. Coming for next-gen systems, the "slash action game" is being teased with a piece of art, drawn by No More Heroes artist Yusuke Kozaki. There's not a lot to go on. It is a Suda51 game, developed by Grasshopper Manufacture, so everyone's going to buy it anyway. Rightly so, might I add.
- Final Fantasy V released on iOS for $15.99. Which is hilarious to me. Truly hilarious. The idea that Square Enix seem to have such limited understanding of the iOS' sale environment that they will charge the same price for a port of a GameBoy Advance game that Final Fantasy XIII-2 sells for at most retailers... it's ridiculous. Hilarious, and ridiculous. What was that? Yoichi Wada was forced to step down? They didn't cite "sells GBA ports for as much as most mid-tier PC titles" as a reason? Wow. Keep on truckin', Squeenix.
- I leave below a trailer for the recently announced Primal Carnage: Genesis. All you have to know is: it has dinosaurs in it. That's it. Game sold. It does help that Primal Carnage is a damn entertaining multiplayer game, and the thought of a single-player spin-off is tantalizing as hell. It helps more that it has dinosaurs in it, though.
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